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For their long-suffering status at the hands of the non-brethren, ladies are automatically afforded honorary membership status.  Ladies who watch sports on television are an aberration and unclean to the brotherhood, please do not join.  The rest of you, please fill out the form below.  

NEWSFLASH: The board of Extremely Important Senior Executive Decider Dudes (EISEDD) has met and after much soul searching, detailed analysis, computer modeling, and long deliberation has decided to grant individual titles or honorary members. (OK I lied about the computer modeling, but it DID involve frosty malt beverages and our brains - so close enough)