© 2007 D. Uithoven

Bylaws

Bylaws are to be quoted extensively and often by the brethren.
The Bylaws exist under the parliamentary rule of Calvinball (.i.e. See Calvin & Hobbes)

Offenses

It shall be punishable by fine or equivalent penalty for any member of the brethren to utter the following phrases:

1) "Did you see the Game last night?"   -  $50

2) "I caught the last inning/last half/last minutes(pick one) of the game last night." $25

3) "How 'bout them (team name)?" - $1000

Furthermore the following fines shall apply:

1) Caught watching a TV in the bar rather than being part of the scintillating conversation - buy everyone in your party a round.

2) Knowing who is playing in the World Series. $25

3) Knowing who is playing in the Superbowl. $25

4)Having more than one team sticker on your vehicle.  $15 per offending insignia.